Wow. Look at all the people. I think this place got a little overbooked.

Any of you bring any tomato juice with you?

How's my Dante? Is he CUHRAYZY enough for you? Does he need more pizza? Not enough cheese or just right?

This post is for all criticism you might have for how I play Dante. I'm open to any opinion and would love to hear what you have to say. I only want to improve how I play him [and all of my characters, really] so any comments you have should go right here.

Anonymous is allowed.

Don't these ghosts know it's traditional to wear bedsheets?

This is a really shitty Halloween.

Maybe staying here really isn't so bad.

It's not like I have anything important to do at home.

This is the first place I've been to that doesn't have pizza.

No wonder you're all so damn gloomy. What kind of world doesn't have pizza? These scientists obviously know how to torture a guy.

And people have been in this dump for months. What a joke.

[low whistle]Well, looks like I'm late for this party.. Don't tell me this place has been overrun, too.

[footsteps, but his feet scuff the ground a lot which indicates he's dragging his feet and unhurried]

This is one mess after another! Just when I had a name picked out and everything... I can't get a break around here!

[he pauses before his voice speaks into the communicator]

Alright, I'm using it. Want to explain what sort of fun we're going to have, or is part of it figuring that out? I don't have all day- I've got a business that needs my attention.

[a gun fires, and a loud yelp of a dog follows it. Dante makes a soft hah sound]

These demons are pretty pathetic- is this all you've got?